The real ‘shit’ is taking longer to come

Shit business is truly serious business. Many make a living from the business of human faeces and some get stupendously rich with it. Babatunde Nurudeen Omidina otherwise called Baba Suwe has been in custody of Nigerian Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) for some days. He is suspected to have ingested some hard drugs according to the reports.

The NDLEA boss has come out to clarify some issues. He said they are not interested in newspaper investigation but this has been the case so far. It is reported that Baba Suwe (has the comedian is popularly called) has excreted three times without traces of the drugs. Meanwhile, the NDLEA boss earlier said it takes about three excretions for the drug to come out or in rare cases four. So, Baba Suwe’s case may be among the rare one.

I only hope there are no high powered negotiations going on behind the scene because the wait for this expensive shit is getting tiresome.