I
should be nice and listen to what this guy is saying. My head bowed a little with a noticeable smile on my
face and with occasional shy glance I blink at him. The questions he asked about
my academics are halfhearted but I can't help but notice the arrogance he is
trying to suppress. Just about then a motor bike sped past and the lone
passenger shouted my name. Instantly, my shyness was gone and I cheerfully
shouted his name back. He is also one of my toasters just like Gbenga who I am
currently chatting with and wants his application granted. I am even tired of
all these guys ‘codedly’ dating me. Not that I don't want to be like Shade who
has a stable boyfriend, but
they all don't act responsible.
Caleb smashed my previous phone after reading
some text messages on it. He probably thought his money got the phone for me.
He was amazed I moved on quickly from his pettiness. I got a brand new phone
days later. It was even a newer model of the phone he smashed. Soji who got the
phone for me was pissed at the attitude of Caleb. He wanted to confront Caleb
but I dissuaded him by telling him Caleb is a miscreant angered because I
wouldn’t return his greetings.
Now
that those little girls are in higher institution, they wouldn't let us be. They are becoming unbecoming. It is a common knowledge
that it is ‘ashawo’ work
undergraduates do. I am certain their hair isn’t original Peruvian. I am not
jealous of them but stating a fact. No matter what, I am a bigger girl than
they are. Boys that I have dated and dusted, is who they roll with. Mtchew! Many don’t know my worth until
they visit my Facebook wall. Come and see big boys begging me to accept their
friend request. The ones I accept can’t stop thanking me and appreciating my
beauty. Girls will always beef, that’s why I prefer many boyfriends. You won’t
believe Sade who stays in our compound can’t even send me a friend request. She
is always reluctant to greet or even respond to my greetings. By the time I
learn to use that Instagram, they will know I have finally arrived. I heard it
makes one beautiful like Beyonce and endowed like Toolz. Me, I don’t think I
will use that twitter o. I heard bad-mouth
people are too much there.
It is time to upgrade from local boys
and seek for love and overdue attention from the wider internet ocean. I will
pocket my pride and just ask one of those small girls to teach me how to use
it. I will also use the opportunity to ask where they get their clothes and
make their hair. In return I can tell them the broke ass boys and big-mouth
boys to avoid in the area.
Ireti has gotten a car, a Toyota
Spider. Proper Ashawo. I pray I don’t end up like o. She follows old men up and
down. Which work does she do to be able to afford a car? Later, they will be
going to church crying for husband.
If only Jaiye wasn’t in a serious
relationship with that ‘omo mommy’.
He is a fairly decent guy. I would have been his main chick and God knows
marriage would have been certain by now. Marriage sha! Do I even think I am
ready for marriage? Anything can still happen. I will pray and give him all he
wants. I will even try to close-mark him and act jealous maybe he will develop
feelings for me.
Those ones doing born-again, your
secret is open o. I know I am not the holiest but why do these ones pretend?
Even Ireti the Proper Ashawo is better than them. They will be using choir as a
façade. Even the Choir master isn’t left out. He was sending me text messages
and calling me with free call at night. Poor church rat! When his mate are
sleeping and resting he is doing night call with me. He doesn’t even know his
mate at all. I think it is because I attend that church. By the time I start
attending Christ Embassy, maybe they will even see my brake light.
On to matter of importance. My
subscription expires tomorrow, maybe this
maga will pay. Let me chat with him
“ Hi
loff. When will you be free to chat? I miss chatting and reading your
lovely messages. I would be offline tomorrow as my subscription expires today.
Missing you. Love love love kiss kiss”
Let us wait to see maybe he will subscribe
for me.
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