In order to consolidate on the achievements
made so far by this administration, we have stepped up efforts to identify and
engage technocrats and professionals in different fields to solve Nigeria’s
multi-faced problem.
Not too long ago the federal government in
pursuit of its aim of transformation decided to hand over strategic positions
to patriotic Nigerians. Some of such appointment is that of Ex-Militants,
Boyloaf, Tompolo and Dokubo. These are Niger- Deltans who have shown in time
past, their zeal at making Nigeria peaceful. They have secured lives and properties
of numerous multinational oil thieves in the Niger-Delta region. Also, we have
not only rewarded lower cadre militants with paid vacation trips tagged
educational scholarship, but we have also paid monthly salary to others in our
amnesty programmes.
In order to compliment the federal
character and to suppress marginalization noise in some quarters, the federal
government has decided to engage the services of experts in the area of
security and information dissemination. Azazi will make way for Kabiru Sokoto
as the new national Security Adviser. Please don’t be bothered by the frown on Kabiru
Sokoto’s face. He was woken up while enjoying his sleep by Maryln. With these
appointments all bombings will stop henceforth and MEND and our ruler will stop
arguing on who threw the bomb.
There has also been national outcry to put
professional and technocrats in their place of expertise; thus Labaran Maku
will henceforth organise praise-singers for the president and will also be in
charge of amusing the presidency. Taking his place will be Abul Qaqa. I don’t need
to blow Abul Qaqa’s horn. His Curriculum Vitae says it all.
The government won’t rest on its oars to
identify and engage talented Nigerians. This is part of the drive to create a
million jobs in the next few months. We urge all Nigerians not to send resumes
but show their ‘evil’ talents. We can assure you that we notice everyone.
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